So, here is what you need to know.
Sl@shBG00n is a nosferatue anarch. Sl@shBG00n is a member of Anon. His primary weapon, and tool to mess with rival sects is through the internet. The odd ball lone nossie roam around the general area of PL basically trolling enemies of the Anarch movement. Some of the rp, and rp fiction is actually played out online with nonrpers, and the logs collected.
Sl@shBG00n logs into irl nonrp chats, with common joe-doe mortals and proceeds to rp with these people. Yes, you heard me right, the following logs were created by logging into a nonrp room and RPing with people who don't have a clue as to what is going on. The reactions and conversations are recorded, and posted. The site that this takes place on is known as Omegle (
http://omegle.com/).
Gravelface is the current Sabbat ArchBishop in the area. Port West, and Guild Point are all fiction city settings around Port Lussuria. Yes the masquerade gets raped, and Tremere get trolled.
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Log 1 - In the Beginning, /B is lonely.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: So hai there, you ever meet a basement dwelling vampire?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: So hai there. You ever meet a basement dwelling vampire before?
Stranger: indeed I have
Stranger: and would you believe it, so am I
You: Awesome, you on shreknet? I'm more of a sewer not basement type.
Stranger: actually no...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: So, let me cut it straight to you. Im a fairly ugly, sewer dwellin vampire..
Stranger: oh, that's okay
Stranger: i am a lepricon
You: A changeling thing?
You: Or a fairy..like..you take it in the ass.
Stranger: oh yes i do
Stranger: all time
You: Living in the sewers, I see some nasty shit - literally. Gay men shits are the worst.
Stranger: all the lepricons use me as a ass-fuck toy
You: Don't you have some fairy std or something from that? Like you piss gold into a pot, or fart rainbows?
Stranger: actually i have
Stranger: i shit liquid diamonds
Stranger: i kind of hurts but i like anyway
You: Wow, can you market this ability?
Stranger: it*
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i have a shop in the woods in sweden
You: Can you ship some over here?
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: but idk
You: I live in Port West, a place in Virginia.
Stranger: maybe.. u know its liquid
Stranger: it could i a diamond mess
Stranger: and it doesn't smell good
You: That's okay, Im rocking out life in the sewers, Im use to worse.
Stranger: so u don't live in Transulvania?
You: No. I dont think they have sewers. They all got castles, and piss pots.
You: I'm a nosferatue, not a tzimisce for fuck sakes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: So listen, Im a sewer dwelling vampire. I'm bored, and can't even fucking order pizza down here because my clannies lack a drop off point. Can you hook a ugly bastard up?
Stranger: Sure man, what's your address?
Stranger: Closest address!
Stranger: Like, street..city.
You: Ain't got one. I live in Port West, Virginia. I'm under, well around city hall. The wires down here are pretty easy and vunerable, so I get free high speed here.
Stranger: Hey, that's alright. Beats the price i'm paying.
You: Ah, got it. 6623 main street.
Stranger: That's quite a drive from where I am now...
You: Got someone who lives around here
You: ?
Stranger: Nah, I'm not even in the country..
Stranger: If I was in the neighborhood it'd be no problem...
You: Well, fuck. Your no use to me, now are you?
Stranger: Well, not right now- but who knows, maybe I was planning a trip down there or something
You: Really now..are you a girl?
Stranger: no dice.
You: Wow, now you really are worth nothing to me. Good day sir!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: can i tap dat
You: I'd like to order a large pizza.
Stranger: can i tap dat
You: With cheese, sausage, onion, and bell peppers.
Stranger: sir we're all out of bell peppers at the moment
You: THIS IS FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE! I HAVE NOT HAD A PIZZA IN THREE YEARS!
Stranger: i can offer you onions and anchovies for a dollar ninety
Stranger: sir there is no need to be agressive
You: Well, okay.
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: can i take a cell number
You: My address is 6623 Main street, Port West - Virginia. My number..oh shit, let me find a landline around here. Sec.
Stranger: thats fine sire
Stranger: (sire what the fuck
Stranger: i meant sir
You: Okay, um - this is the city hall number and shit but I can still use it. 619-234-9901
Stranger: sir we dont accept 619 numbers
Stranger: we've had a lot of pranks coming from 619's
You: ....let me guess, you also don't accept Mastercard?
Stranger: no sir we do not
You: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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Stranger: sir, i'm not going to lie to you, this is purely a storefront, we actually smuggle drugs and children from mexico
You: wait..what?!
Stranger: we smuggle shit from mexico
You: Do you have tacos there then?
Stranger: unless you know carlos i advise you not to ring her again sir
Stranger: no sir we have no food stuffs, i was literally going to take your card, clean out the account max the card and dissapear
Stranger: but since you sound like a nice guy i'm going to let you have a second chance
You: That's okay, this wasn't my card anyways. Man, now I want pizza and some tacos.
Stranger: yeh about that
Stranger: most of the tacos moving in to the country are laced in pcp and acid
You: I really can't eat pizza or tacos, it is all for my pet rats.
You: Really?
Stranger: Yes sir really
Stranger: listen i have to go
You: Are they onto you?
Stranger: i have a shipment from colombia coming in in like half an hour
You: POWER TO YOU MAN!
Stranger: no, but my seller will be if i don't get there on time
Stranger: take it easy bro, stay away from the eastside
You: Godspeed man, godspeed.
Stranger: thanks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: OKay, listen..you are the last person I'm gonna try and level with. I'm tired of searching for pizza and shit with no luck. I am a basement dwelling...well...no....sewer dwelling vampire. I need someone to help hook me up with a pizza and some tacos for my pet rats.
You: Oh, also..if your from Port West, any word on the Sabbat up there?
Stranger: im over in the uk
Stranger: and im a werewolf
Stranger: go to hell
You: Oh shit, Ventrue turf.
You: OMFG!
You: NO! YOU GET OFFLINE! BAD DOG!
Stranger: Grrrrr!
You: Dogs are not allowed on the internetz!
Stranger: sure they are
Stranger: they replaced women in 2003
You: wut
You: Well, dogs do have more tits. But still, no.
Stranger:
Stranger: but yeah
Stranger: i want gay cyber
Stranger: no luck here i see
You: Hell no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heey
You: OKay, listen..you are the last person I'm gonna try and level with. I'm tired of searching for pizza and shit with no luck. I am a basement dwelling...well...no....sewer dwelling vampire. I need someone to help hook me up with a pizza and some tacos for my pet rats. The last few people were weirdos who wanted gay cyber, and claimed to be in the mafia, and werewolves, and shit.
Stranger: i know how you feel
You: ...really? Are you a nossie too?
Stranger: yep
You: Hot shit! Are you on shreknet? Give me your user.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
((And done.))
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